How to Bring Down a Giant

I have heard that if you ever fall into a rough encounter with a giant to go for the legs, however, last night they went for the nose and it worked. Tragically at intramural basketball last night Jeff took a blow to the nose by the opponent (we will leave him unnamed due to the death threats he might receive from this post). Unable to stop his layup and slam-dunk they created a scheme to eliminate the MVP. What followed was a night in the ER and a broken nose; we will leave you to guess what happened in surgery and on the flight to the hospital. I know it’s all very tragic, however Jeff is recovering well and will be back on the court next week. Honestly, who hurts the B.F.G?