Monday, October 24, 2011

Profiles of the Hobnobbers: Ben

Hailing from Maryland, Ben brings up the rear in the hobnobs’ dating life as he struggles with developing traits that girls find attractive. Although well-accomplished in economics, Ultimate Frisbee, and guitar hero, Ben is experiencing a minor-league crisis upon realizing that the ladies don’t love anything he stands for. Noticeably skinny, Ben often employs this to his advantage as he avoids being seen as he sneaks out of social events and also dodges people he sort of knows on campus. While Ben is shy at first, asking the right questions such as “is the Lord of the Rings or Star Wars better?” will guarantee you a lively and enlightening conversation with him for the rest of the night.

3 comments:

  1. ohhhhh! I heart Ben! The ladies just don't know what they're missing out on yet. (And neither Star Wars nor Lord of the Rings is better....both suck.)

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  2. Great job on the profiles Ben!! I'm a fan.

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  3. "Noticeably skinny, Ben often employs this to his advantage as he avoids being seen as he sneaks out of social events and also dodges people he sort of knows on campus." Hahaha...we must be related or something.

    Prime blogging, Ben.

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